a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
*7th grader voice from 2006* haha google blue waffle
its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina
There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.
infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way
A better way to bee
Childish Gambino - Sober
That’s Exactly What that Means!
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.